ivebeenunmade:

madetoruleyou replied to your post: Evenin’.

(When DON’T I wanna start something with Clint? Hubba hubba.)

((what would you like to do? XD))

((AHHH I dunno! It’s late and I should go to bed because I have class in like 7 hours. Perhaps another time?))

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

And why’re you bringin’ him here? 

Let’s just say I’ve had my fill of Asgard.

And besides, he will be going to Asgard anyway. He wants something from Odin’s vault. 

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

Then why don’t you go into hidin’ or somethin’? Somewhere he can’t find you? Not that you don’t deserve it. 

I considered it. But I do not hide like a rat in a hole. Besides… he would find me. There is no where I would be safe from him.

I would rather fight.

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

madetoruleyou:

Let it go, Barton. It isn’t why I’m here and it doesn’t matter.

He’s after me.

I’m not gonna let it go ‘cause now I’m curious. 

… Oh. Why?

We had a deal. I was to give him the Tesseract in exchange for Earth. I failed to uphold my end of the bargain. He is cruel. He is ruthless. I have no doubt he intends to torture me.

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

I’m better off not knowin’ a lot of things, but I still find out.

… Great. Another thing we’ve gotta prepare for.

Let it go, Barton. It isn’t why I’m here and it doesn’t matter.

He’s after me.

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

And all I’m sayin’ is I want to know what you want.

What’s comin’?

Believe me. You are better off not knowing what I want.

The Mad Titan. The leader of the Chitauri.

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

After what you did to me I think you can at least explain both things.

Put that aside for one moment, you idiot! There are threats out there bigger than I! Bigger than Asgard! And they are on their way to your planet!

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

madetoruleyou:

What I want and why I am here are vastly different things.

… Well, go on. Explain them both.

What I want doesn’t matter. There’s a threat you should be aware of.

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

madetoruleyou:

Barton.

What do you want?

What I want and why I am here are vastly different things.

Evenin’.

ivebeenunmade:

Barton.

Think I slept through my shift…

ivebeenunmade:

Stay away from my stuff. The window’s open, I can throw you right on through it.

It was only a dust bunny! Let go of me before I scratch your skin raw!

Think I slept through my shift…

ivebeenunmade:

-Grabs the scruff of his neck and lifts him up- No.

Augh! Unhand me!

Think I slept through my shift…

ivebeenunmade:

Behave, or you’re goin’ out the window. I mean it.

Shhh. There’s a dust bunny across the room. I have to catch it.

Think I slept through my shift…

ivebeenunmade:

You’re welcome, I guess.

Hmmm. Bored now.

*something suddenly catches his eye* Oh!

Think I slept through my shift…

ivebeenunmade:

Great. Sure.

-Grabs a can of tuna and opens it, putting it into a bowl before setting it on the floor-

Wonderful. Thank you!