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omg i’, about to passout

look i can barely type omfg

bed for me

see you babes tomorrow

hammeredtech:

Oh, I’m sure something that I could be upset over, but I just knew implying I was going to scold you would beckon you faster

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There you go.

Where did this come from?

hammeredtech:

Loki.

What have I done now?

hammeredtech:

Oh I bet you’ll be able to worry him right quick if you keep it up.

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I hope they know just how blessed they are~

But don’t you make a cute little play at me. I’m already weakened by your cheekbones, and the jest hardly seems fair.

Who says I jest?

(Source: madetoruleyou)

hammeredtech:

madetoruleyou:

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I heard someone’s father doesn’t like the company his daughter keeps.

Less worried about my alien drinking buddies, more about the men who are involved in removing my clothing.

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Or that have pictures where they’ve already been removed.

Oh, but alien drinking buddies should always be of concern. Especially charming ones.

What a privileged bunch.

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I heard someone’s father doesn’t like the company his daughter keeps.

hammeredtech:

Justine clapped her hands gaily, and nudged his arm. “Don’t worry, I just have that effect on men. Gods being no exception.” Her jest was harmless, before she raised her brows and chuckled. “How have you been, my favorite Norse deity?”

“Well enough, though sorely lacking in good company to keep while I drink,” he answered, raising an eyebrow. “Haven’t you been a busy little bee? You’ve had no time for your old pal Loki.”

(Source: madetoruleyou)

hammeredtech:

madetoruleyou:

Does that face mean I win. I win.
“Win”?

“Everything is a competition, dear, you just have to make it one. You look at least slightly uncomfortable.”

He chuckled and shrugged. “What can I say? My silver tongue turned to lead.”

10,000 post goes to…

hammeredtech

The ask I just answered was my 10,000th post!

It only seems fitting. Welcome back to tumblr, babe!

I don't know what else to say besides we've been drunk how many times together and we still haven't--
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hammeredtech:

//SDLFJSLDKJALJFLSDFJ thank you so much oh my goodness all you people

//he he you deserve it! Also you picked an interesting night to come back.

hammeredtech:

madetoruleyou:

hammeredtech:

madetoruleyou replied to your post: agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: …

*SCREAMS AND TACKLES TO THE GROUND*

/braces self and snuggles you in return

/How have you been? Well, I hope!

//I’m definitely feeling much better. Albeit school has me crazy. And what about you?

/I’ve been great! :D Although I have missed Justine.

hammeredtech:

madetoruleyou replied to your post: agentcoulsonsupernanny replied to your post: …

*SCREAMS AND TACKLES TO THE GROUND*

/braces self and snuggles you in return

/How have you been? Well, I hope!